A stern warning A stern warning Here is a recent picture of Alastair. Too long staring at computer monitors filled with megaliths has strangely deformed his body.
He now communicates by voice synthesiser only, due to the tragic loss of his limbs. He doesn't get out much as he now weighs around 40 tons, so he now has more time to devote to his fine web site. He works as a super-sized magic marker.